細目　健太郎(DJ)

【In Japanese】

伊達政宗を初代藩主とする仙台藩の直臣、細目家の子孫。

右手は箸、ハサミ、筆、左手は歯ブラシ、ペン、自慰、包丁は両利き、左投げ右打ちという奇怪な腕を持つ。

その突出した下顎部は中２から異様な発達を見せ、一度矯正を試みるも、当時医者に見せられたカタログはレクター博士もびっくりの重装備であり、複雑な矯正具の結合部は頭頂に存在し、その模様を隠すために被るつば付き帽は何故かホログラム地一色展開と、まさに「一人大サーカス」状態になる事を勧められたが、更なる悲劇を招きかねない事態に恐れをなし、一生この顎と共に生きることを決意する。

メンバーのta:law da afromanとは大学の同級生。共通の知人を介して遊ぶ程度の間柄で、在学時はお笑い芸人を目指すも相方が就職を決め挫折。数年後に彼が帰国した際バンドをやっている事を知り、電光石火の速さで機材を購入し加入。音楽的知識は皆無で感覚のみで動く。７〜８人目のメンバー。

【In English】

He is a descendant of the Hosonome family, direct vassals of the Sendai clan, whose first lord was Date Masamune.

His right hand is a chopstick, scissors, and brush; his left hand is a toothbrush, pen, and jerk-off; he is ambidextrous with a knife, and he throws left-handed and strikes right.

His protruding lower jaw area had developed unusually since eighth grade, and although he tried to correct it once, the catalogue shown to the doctor at the time was so heavy that even Dr. Rector was surprised. The complicated braces are joined at the top of his head, and the hat he wears with a brim to hide the pattern of the braces is a one-man circus. However, he is afraid of the possibility of further tragedy and decides to live with this jaw for the rest of his life.

The member ta:law da afroman and I were classmates in college, and we only played with each other through a mutual friend. When he was in school, he wanted to be a comedian, but his partner decided to get a job and he couldn't do it.  When he came back to Japan a few years later, I found out that he was in a band, so I bought the equipment and joined the band at lightning speed. The seventh or eighth member of the band.

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