ta:law da afroman(Rap)

【In Japanese】

ビッチの友人に連れ回され遊び歩いていた母が「スイング」というジャズバーにてにわかに雰囲気だけでそこにいた父と知り合い、突き合いの結果七夕の日に誕生。

幼少期は祖父母に甘やかされ、気がつくと目の前に唐揚げがある環境で育った為、10代前半まではデブが代名詞。
中学時代の陸上部より走る野球部と、高校から覚えた夜遊びが影響し徐々に現在のほぼ標準体型に落ち着く。
右利きだが自慰と対女性は左手を使用する。

高校卒業直前にラッパーとして初めてのステージに立つ。
以降2名体制、ソロでのステージを経験し、自身単独での表現に限界を感じていた時、高校時代の同級生のギタリストからバンドスタイルでのヒップホップを提案された事がきっかけとなりDirty Jokesのベースが出来上がる。

大学卒業時、就職という単語を終身刑と理解し恐怖を覚え、結成間もなかったDirty Jokesのメンバーを置き去りにしカナダへ逃亡。ただの音楽好きだった細目にとんねるずばりの勢いでターンテーブルのローンを組ませたり、一時脱退したShow-tの復帰に難色を示した当時の一部のメンバーに逆ギレして無理矢理復帰させたにもかかわらずの行動の報いなのか、リーマンショックのど真ん中の渡航であった事から現地でホームレス寸前の生活も経験。この経験から3日程度の断食は余裕。
生活が持ち直し、約一年半の海外生活の後半をヒップホップ生誕の地であり憧れのニューヨークで過ごす。
ブルックリンのとある小さなレコードショップにてJapanコーナーがあり、その中で単独で名前があったのが同郷の雄、Gagleと坂本龍一の2組だった事から仙台という街を看板にしてヒップホップに携わる意味を考えるようになる。
現地での人との出会いや経験を胸に帰国後音楽活動を再開するはずが、おたまじゃくしが事故を起こし長男を授かった事でただのパパとなる。

現在はクビと隣り合わせの外資系企業の営業マンの傍ら、2人のやんちゃ坊主との3人での生活。誰がどう見ても音楽活動やってる場合じゃない最早「元ラッパー」が、仲間たちに背中を押され約10年振りにマイクを握る。

数年にわたるワンオペ生活により、料理の腕は並以上、好きなものは相当期間ためた洗濯物に取り掛かる日の晴れ間。

 

【In English】

His mother, who was being carried around by her bitchy friends, suddenly met my father at a jazz bar called "Swing", and they make love and he was born on July 7th.

 

He was spoiled by his grandparents as a child and grew up in an environment where fried food was right in front of him, so by his early teens, fat was a synonym for fat.

The baseball team in junior high school and the nightlife he learned from high school gradually helped him settle down to his current approximate body shape.

He is right-handed, but uses his left hand to jerk off and play with women.

 

Right before graduating from high school, he took the stage for the first time as a rapper.

When he was feeling the limits of his own expression, one of his high school classmates, a guitarist, suggested that he try his hand at hip-hop, and that's when he formed the base of Dirty Jokes.

 

Upon graduating from college, he was terrified of finding a job that would put him in jail for life, so he fled to Canada, leaving the fledgling members of Dirty Jokes behind. It may be that "細目健太郎", who was just a music lover, was forced to take out a loan on a turntable with the vigor of a pompous jerk, or it may be that he was rewarded for his actions by forcing Show-t to return to the band in the middle of the Lehman Brothers' collapse, when some of the band members showed reluctance to return to the band. He also experienced life on the verge of homelessness in the area. Because of this experience, he could afford to fast for about three days.

His life picked up and he spent the second half of his year abroad in New York City, the birthplace of hip-hop and a place he had always admired.

At a small record shop in Brooklyn, there was a Japan section, and one of the sole names in the Japan section was Gagle and Ryuichi Sakamoto, who were hometown boys, which made him think about the meaning of being involved in hip-hop with the city of Sendai as a signboard.

He was supposed to resume his music career after returning to Japan with the experience and encounters with people in Sendai, but an accident with a tadpole caused him to have his first son and he became just a father.

 

He is now working as a salesman for a foreign company and living with his two rambunctious boys. By all accounts, this is no longer a time for him to be working as a musician, but rather a "former rapper" who has been pushed by his friends to hold the microphone for the first time in 10 years.

 

After several years of working on his own, his cooking skills are above average, and his favorite thing to do is to start working on the laundry that he has been accumulating for a long time.

 

Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)His mother, who was being carried around by her bitchy friends, suddenly met my father at a jazz bar called "Swing", and they make love and he was born on July 7th.

 

He was spoiled by his grandparents as a child and grew up in an environment where fried food was right in front of him, so by his early teens, fat was a synonym for fat.

The baseball team in junior high school and the nightlife he learned from high school gradually helped him settle down to his current approximate body shape.

He is right-handed, but uses his left hand to jerk off and play with women.

 

Right before graduating from high school, he took the stage for the first time as a rapper.

When he was feeling the limits of his own expression, one of his high school classmates, a guitarist, suggested that he try his hand at hip-hop, and that's when he formed the base of Dirty Jokes.

 

Upon graduating from college, he was terrified of finding a job that would put him in jail for life, so he fled to Canada, leaving the fledgling members of Dirty Jokes behind. It may be that "細目健太郎", who was just a music lover, was forced to take out a loan on a turntable with the vigor of a pompous jerk, or it may be that he was rewarded for his actions by forcing Show-t to return to the band in the middle of the Lehman Brothers' collapse, when some of the band members showed reluctance to return to the band. He also experienced life on the verge of homelessness in the area. Because of this experience, he could afford to fast for about three days.

His life picked up and he spent the second half of his year abroad in New York City, the birthplace of hip-hop and a place he had always admired.

At a small record shop in Brooklyn, there was a Japan section, and one of the sole names in the Japan section was Gagle and Ryuichi Sakamoto, who were hometown boys, which made him think about the meaning of being involved in hip-hop with the city of Sendai as a signboard.

He was supposed to resume his music career after returning to Japan with the experience and encounters with people in Sendai, but an accident with a tadpole caused him to have his first son and he became just a father.

 

He is now working as a salesman for a foreign company and living with his two rambunctious boys. By all accounts, this is no longer a time for him to be working as a musician, but rather a "former rapper" who has been pushed by his friends to hold the microphone for the first time in 10 years.

 

After several years of working on his own, his cooking skills are above average, and his favorite thing to do is to start working on the laundry that he has been accumulating for a long time.